Britney Spears' life in Neil Hamburger's sad crosshairs
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It will be a fresh pile of steaming shit, from two grotesque, overpaid pigs. @iamwill: The song I did with britney is ganna be crazy fresh.
From there Mr. Hamburger hit his stride in delicately critiquing Spears' parenting ability, prescription drug abuse, cultural cachet, and generally antagonizing her supportive fans. It's really a shame that people can be so cruel. What follows are our favorites. And if these aren't enough, you can follow the fun at Neil Hamburger's Twitter account.
.@BritneySpears: Any chance of a collaboration with Madonna, perhaps on a line of designer anti-depressants in penis-shaped crystal bottles?
Thanking you in advance, @BritneySpears, for answering my question: Which weighs more, your daily intake of drugs, or your brain?
At last, @BritneySpears is taking questions! Britney, what are you more thankful for: prescription drugs, or pitch correction technology?
Yes, with split pea soup. No, with low-level MTV semen or Hawaiian Punch. @S_Bimm: Neil_Hamburger do you think you could out-drink Britney?
@badmediakarma When her fans stop applauding her agents parading around a mentally ill woman in cheap underwear, I'll stop joking about it.