So, you know how Jimmy Fallon could never manage to get through a whole Saturday Night Live sketch without cracking a smile, laughing at an inopportune moment, and then inevitably falling into a fit of giggles that would derail the entire script? Yeah, this is going to be sort of like that.
Limp Bizkit - YES THEY STILL EXIST - announced today that they are getting ready to release their fifth studio album, Gold Cobra
, and that they plan to wriggle it into our unsuspecting little brains on June 28. In a press release, someone actually wrote out the words "one of the biggest rock bands of all time," "historic line-up," and "Fred Durst" all in one sentence without passing out in a fit of hysteria and dying, AND - HOLD ON, I JUST NEED A SECOND, OK - Durst is quoted as saying "We've come full circle to absolutely own who we are as a band, an undisputed five piece rap rock powerhouse who crushes every stage we play."
Hooooooookay. Before we get to the track listing - WHICH YOU WILL LOVE - let's take a moment to step back, think about all of the greatest album covers we've seen in our lifetime, and then try to wrap our minds around this gem:
And here is the track listing for Gold Cobra
. I've taken the time to highlight my
favorite song titles below.
2. Bring It Back
3. Gold Cobra
4. Shark Attack
5. Get A Life
7. Douche Bag
8. Walking Away
12. Why Try
13. Killer In You
14. Back Porch
15. My Own Cobain
17. Middle Finger feat Paul Wall