Ten best jokes from our #GIMMEJOKES Twitter thread
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5. Dan Israel, you might need to explain this one to us.
4. A couple of trusty Gimme Noise freelancers, Pat O'Brien and Erik Thompson, decided to keep the contributions coming.@gimme_noise How are a grape and an elephant alike?They're both purple, except for the elephant. #GIMMEJOKES
-- Dan Israel (@DanIsraelMusic) November 6, 2012
@gimme_noise How many Catholic mothers does it take to screw in a lughtbulb? "Oh, don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark."
-- Pat O'Brien (@brokenhalo) November 6, 2012
3. We're totally stealing this one from the Minneapolis garage rockers Nallo:@gimme_noise What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
-- Erik Thompson (@eriktmpls) November 6, 2012
2. Ditto for this gem from Actual Wolf, who just launched a Turf Club residency on Tuesdays.@gimme_noise How do you know if a pepper is nosy? It gets jalapeño business. #gimmejokes
-- Nallo (@nallo) November 6, 2012
1. Finally, A Prairie Home Companion web producer Ben Miller hits us very close to home FTW.@gimme_noise Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before "it was cool".
-- Actual Wolf(@ActualWolf) November 6, 2012
@gimme_noise Why did the skinny musical group's website crash? They didn't have enough band width.
-- Ben Miller (@panchomill) November 6, 2012
Thanks for participating, and keep those jokes coming whenever!
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