Ten best jokes from our #GIMMEJOKES Twitter thread
5. Dan Israel, you might need to explain this one to us.
@gimme_noise How many Catholic mothers does it take to screw in a lughtbulb? "Oh, don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark."-- Pat O'Brien (@brokenhalo) November 6, 2012
3. We're totally stealing this one from the Minneapolis garage rockers Nallo: Turf Club residency on Tuesdays.
@gimme_noise What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.-- Erik Thompson (@eriktmpls) November 6, 2012
1. Finally, A Prairie Home Companion web producer Ben Miller hits us very close to home FTW.
@gimme_noise Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before "it was cool".-- Actual Wolf(@ActualWolf) November 6, 2012
@gimme_noise Why did the skinny musical group's website crash? They didn't have enough band width.-- Ben Miller (@panchomill) November 6, 2012
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