The ten most depressing country Christmas songs
10. Robert Earl Keen - "Merry Christmas from the Family"
The song's been covered by artists as varied as Jill Sobule, the Dixie Chicks and Montgomery Gentry, who took the tune to #38 in 2001, but Robert Earl Keen's original take on a Texas family Christmas, with its gravelly, sardonic delivery, remains essential. Notable lyric: Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party. We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog. Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican. We didn't know what to think of him until he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad.
9. Everly Brothers - "Christmas Eve Can Kill You"
The Everlys are, like, the ultimate metaphor for country music and for Christmas. All cheery happy-go-lucky old-timey harmonizing shiny exterior, but a whole mess of, well, alcoholism and despair underneath. Pass the eggnog and a revolver, please. Notable lyric: The sound of one man walking through the snow can break your heart, and stopping doesn't help, so on I'll go. And Christmas eve can kill you when you're trying to hitch a ride to anywhere.
8. John Prine - "Christmas In Prison"
Humorous and poignant (does he write any other kind of song?), this tune first appeared on Prine's 1973 album Sweet Revenge, and reappeared on his 1994 Christmas album. Yes, even John Prine has released a Christmas album. Notable lyric: It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good. We had turkey and pistols carved out of wood. And I dream of her always even when I don't dream. Her name's on my tongue and her blood's in my stream.
7. Asleep at the Wheel - "Christmas in Jail"
Asleep at the Wheel continues the incarceration theme, albeit with less poignancy, more Western swing. Notable lyric: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, they're singin' down the street. While everybody's having Christmas turkey, they bring me bread and water to eat.