Why Prince should let Weird Al Yankovic parody his songs
While the list of parodies grows ever longer, there's a notable exception to this rule. According to Al himself, Prince is not down with some purple parody. In an awkward and somewhat intrusive video filmed by TMZ recently, the King of Pop Satire explains.
Weird Al Yankovic at State Theatre, 5/3/2012
Weird Al Yankovic at Minnesota State Fair
While Al was signing autographs at LAX, a cameraman approached and butted in on the moment. The consummate pro Yankovic kept his pen moving and responded. To the question regarding who has turned down requests for spoofs, he had an immediate answer.
"They only guy that's said 'no' consistently has been Prince," he said.
And it's really too bad. The closest we come is a staple of Weird Al shows called "Wanna B Ur Lovr" from 2003's Poodle Hat. It sorta filters a little of the Prince funk sensibility through what Beck did on his falsetto-rich "Debra."
Weird Al Yankovic "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
Let's be clear that this song is not as good as Prince's "I Wanna Be Your Lover," but it's not really even close to a straight homage to it anyhow. But goodness, there are so many opportunities throughout the oeuvre of the Purple One to revamp his familiar phrases to suit the humor of Al.
He likes songs about consuming food, so there could be "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Spam" or a remake of "Pop Life" as an ode to soda ("Everybody needs a refill..."). The fetishizing of niche areas of mass culture could breed "Sexy Monster Trucker" and "Nothing Compares 2 Knut." And all of his self-deprecating pickup lines and eye for emerging technology could certainly turn the lascivious into eco-friendly with "Little Red Prius." And there are more. When you have someone who turns a phrase as well as Prince, there are thousands of ways to re-turn that phrase into something else.
Perhaps the greatest of great Prince songs for imagination is "1999." We can picture Weird Al clocking through the centuries and envisioning what it's be like to write stock market lyrics for "1929," or a gold rush epic titled "1849." And if you've seen many of the resulting videos from Yankovic's career, you know endless wardrobing possibilities exist. Want further proof on this one? Weird Al has, in his own little way, hinted at a "1999" parody already.