Autumn is the peak season for the Smiths

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Artwork by Chris Strouth

Makes No Sense At All captures the visions, ramblings, and memories of Chris Strouth, a Twin Cities-bred master of music, film, and everything else.

Symbolically, autumn is when things start to wind down before the big sleep of winter, and it's the metaphor for every standard about getting old. But to me October in particular is about life, youth, and a restart of life. It also makes me "timesick," aka homesick for a time that has passed. In a way, October is the cruelest of months, in part because I feel like I am living half of it in flashback.

All it takes is a grey day, crisp but not too cold, wet streets, and our dusty rose landscape gets the hue of a burnt-out Polaroid. The air seems to fill with just a hint of Clove and Aqua Net. If you want to really understand mid-'80s punk rock, light a clove cigarette and spray some Aqua Net. (Of course, not in that order unless you want nostalgia and some sort of toxic fireball.) It is the time for origin stories, and mine involves my internal cassette deck flipping to whatever Smiths song seems appropriate.


We have a thing as a culture about origin stories, and with each retelling they tend to change just a little -- well, at least in superhero movies. My origin story starts in 1986, the year I graduated high school and moved out of Fridley. I went from boy to man -- well mannish boy at least.

I was a latecomer to the Smiths. For one, it was hard to sneak them in with my other Smith man crush, the Cure frontman Robert Smith. If Adam Ant turned me on to alt culture, the Cure made it a habit. It was new music that made you study to know what the hell they were talking about. Which in turn made me do a great deal better in English classes. I spent a good deal of my time trying to perfect the Robert Smith hairdo, lipstick and pearl necklace. Surprisingly, it did not ever get me beaten up -- as opposed to sophomore year when half the football team held me down and cut off my tail.

My cousin turned me on to the Smiths. I like to think he was who Bart Simpson was based on, which would make me Millhouse. I was his nerdy sidekick in glasses that got dared to do dumb and dangerous things -- peeing on electric fences, being shot with BBs, climbing large objects with no possible way to get down. Boy, 12-year-old boys are assholes.

By the time we had graduated high school, he was into sports and I was wearing a cape, and quoting more Poe than any 17-year-old should. We didn't have that much in common, but still he evangelized for the Smiths. Once he played me "Hand in Glove," I was hooked. A few years later he also tried to convert me to being a Jesus Jones fan, but that one didn't take.

I was a servant of those two Smith musical masters that fall, both of whom eventually made way for the Jesus and Mary Chain, and eventually acid house. The day after I graduated, I walked into the Rifle Sport Gallery on E Block and offered to volunteer at what would become the birthplace of punk and post-punk Minneapolis art. But this is just when it was a dark door on the Cities' most dangerous block.

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4 comments
justadudeNBD
justadudeNBD

blah blah the smiths blah blah people smelledĀ 

freebigdick
freebigdick

lol u emo as fuck dude grow some bawls

btwftw
btwftw

Wasn't Zantigos called Zapatas then?

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