Prof Valentine's Day cards: Send the very best
With seven designs, ranging from passive-aggressive all the way up to the full-on creep, you can be sure that your message will be heard loud and clear. (We can't guarantee that it won't be used against you in a court of law, though.)
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Prof has always had a way with words, but add his pure sexual energy and his firearm, and it's irresistible.
The second option -- "I've been thinking about you. A lot." -- could almost pass as an actual romantic gesture. Until you consider the tagline below: "For that special person who doesn't know you're stalking them."
Perhaps your Valentine just loves someone with a totally cracked sense of humor. Enjoy a slideshow of the designs below, and you can thank us (and Prof) later.