The 23 most quotable lines from Riff Raff's new album Neon Icon

Categories: Rap/Hip Hop
Riff Raff and young Jody Husky
Enter this one in the annals of rap -- today Riff Raff released his long-mooted and often-delayed studio debut album, Neon Icon. Dropping via Diplo's Mad Decent stable, the 15-track project brims with Jody Highroller's now trademark bedazzled brags. Here's your handy run-through of Neon Icon's most quintessentially Riff Raffian boasts, capped at 23 in honor of his jones for Jordans. (Spoiler: Allusions to bi-curious mermaids, $1,000 ham steaks, and David Hasselhoff's hair ensue.)

23. "Now I write Clark Gable on my cable bill/ Bill Cosby on my couch out in Nashville." ("Introducing The Icon")

22. "Yeah, we can talk, don't be a stranger/ Step inside the club and I smell like Power Ranger." ("Wetter Than Tsunami")

21. "Then done spent a grand on a ham steak/ I should charge you 10 grand for a handshake." ("Kokayne")

20. The mansion three story, living room with trampoline/ Mi casa so big it took the maids the whole week to clean." ("Aquaberry Dolphin")

19. "My mermaids are bi-curious/ She even got intoxicated, [her] girlfriend is furious." ("Lava Glaciers")

18. "Colder than a polar/ Jody Husky sandals." ("How To Be The Man (Houston Remix)")

17. "Step inside the club and I'm smelling like Miami/ In the kitchen cooking cookies but I'm not your damn granny." ("Wetter Than Tsunami")

16. "Make sure that I gotta custom built house with the water-slide/ From the top floor to the living room jacuzzi." ("Introducing The Icon")

15. "Real looking young but I'm looking yonder/ Hot like five saunas, my shoelaces is iguana." ("Maybe You Love Me")

14. "The candy-grey Mercedes, I sold it at an auction/ Rap game Sadie Hawkins, got a ticket for jaywalking." ("How To Be The Man Houston Remix")

13. "Yo, wanna know something about my right arm?/ I done flex so hard I set off fire alarms." ("Introducing The Icon")

12. "Should have been a surfer/ Ah, shit, look who it is -- it's the white Eddie Murphy." ("How To Be The Man")

11. "Trunk steady knocking/ Floating through the sky, Mary Poppins." ("How To Be The Man")

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