The 20 best-dressed Juggalos at the Gathering

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All photos by Nate "Igor" Smith
Clearly, this man takes top honors
Juggalo fashion generally involves great big pants and T-shirts that were possibly purchased at truck stops. Hair is best when it is braided and aloft in the style of Coolio, and everything looks better coated in a thin layer of sticky-delicious Faygo, of course.

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10 reasons Juggalos are better than you

But some juggalos go out of their way to trot out their hottest looks for the Gathering of the Juggalos, Here, then, are the twenty best-dressed juggalos at this year's big event.

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Legendary wrestler Mick Foley came to the Gathering wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sweatpants, slippers and a fanny pack. During his comedy set, one juggalo heckled him about the latter of those items, and then Foley choke-slammed him off a 40-foot steel cage.*

*May not have actually happened.

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This guy stood for an extended period of time, silent and on guard, right in the middle of a major pathway. His armor is not black, but I still completely expected a Monty Python-style "None Shall Pass" at any moment.

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Why yes, we did include this one twice, because DUH.

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Pretty sure this is the Predator in clown paint. They don't allow weapons in the venue and therefore no one was adequately armed enough to be a worthwhile hunt, so luckily nobody had to be killed.

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This woman actually bothered to wear pasties instead of (like most juggalettes here) just wandering around with nothing on top at all. Clearly this is a woman of sophistication.

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This handsome fellow is sporting a Grateful Dead bear, a Crass logo, two anarchy symbols and a Rancid patch on his studded denim jacket. Add the facepaint to that and this man successfully represents basically every underground subculture, all at once.

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I'm pretty sure this is one of those shitty government scientists from E.T., taking a break to hang out with his clown friends at the Whoopty Whoop Party in between enslaving and dissecting adorable aliens.

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This and "I Am A Gang Member Not A Juggalo" were the best Gathering-themed T-shirts we saw on the grounds.

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I'll be honest: This guy's gear looks good, but the main reason he is included is so that I have an excuse to publish a photo of a guy juggling a gigantic, floppy dildo.

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This guy's dildo, in fact -- the one in the bathrobe. File under "Obi-Wang Kenobi."

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It was cool of this Smoke Monster to make it out to the show. And he even wore a scary mask! How fun.

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33 comments
Jess Wilker
Jess Wilker

Garret Jeddeloh see what you're missing?!

Angela Salzl
Angela Salzl

Juggalos..... SMDH nobody cares about any of it! stop already. I highly doubt Juggalos bother with city pages anyway

Linsey Frawley
Linsey Frawley

Didn't this happen in Ohio? Why do we keep reading about this? It doesn't make sense. CP- this is ridiculous.

Jake Wavinak
Jake Wavinak

Paul O'Regan can I borrow your giant black dildo for Summerset?

Sheree Schad
Sheree Schad

I can't take it anymore, it appears they are looking for an adolescent audience.

Sheree Schad
Sheree Schad

This is disgusting. Do you guys have a 14 yr. old intern posting this repetitive content. Don't show this stuff or the sign on Shepard Road about what "Local Mom's need...." Grow up or move on.

Matthew Severin
Matthew Severin

Corisa MizzIzzy Laumeyer did u and monkey go did u kno about this

Tyler Tp Peterson
Tyler Tp Peterson

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Ryan Wachtel
Ryan Wachtel

This also doubled as Burger King's company picnic.

Brit Ness
Brit Ness

I think that I just fell in love with Thomas R Ensminger

Hunter Warne
Hunter Warne

Seriously did the Jaggalo's hack CP or something? It's like Juggalo Pages now.

Aaron Michael Scherbel
Aaron Michael Scherbel

It's as if they're on auto-post, if they don't have anything to new to write they just keep posting about the same things over and over and over.

John Steitz
John Steitz

7 stories since Wednesday. That's right, 7.

Derek Huberty
Derek Huberty

You should change your name to Juggalo Pages.

John Steitz
John Steitz

You guys are really about this juggalo thing. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I've seen like 4-5 posts on this. It's a little concerning.

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