Prince, Replacements, & First Avenue tattooed on St. Paul man

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Here's part of the design inked by Minneapolis' Twilight Tattoo artist Shane Wallin.
It's one thing to talk about Minnesota pride, but it's another altogether to ink it permanently to your torso. St. Paul resident Sean Kelsey is the new champion in that department with an Ork Poster-esque tribute to many of our local cultural landmarks and heroes that he can show to his friends once the temperature rises to a comfortable range that might not eat the flesh right off of him. Anyhow, Prince & the Revolution, the Replacements, Mint Condition, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, and our venerable rock club First Avenue all were deemed worthy enough for inclusion in Peter Bekke's design for Burlesque Design in the shape of the North Star State. See the full tattoo below.More >>

Tim Mahoney releases diss track against Adam Levine

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Area pop singer/songwriter Tim Mahoney, who calls himself the "King Of Almost" and whose main claim to fame was being mistaken for a girl by Adam Levine on the NBC reality show The Voice, has written a diss track, jokingly voicing his beef with the Maroon 5 crooner.  "Hey Adam Levine," a song Mahoney wrote about the experience of being on the show and being eliminated from his team by Adam Levine, was posted on soundcloud three days ago. Here's the chorus, in which Mahoney pins Levine to the wall with lyrical daggers:

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What are Bon Iver and James Blake going to do in Fall Creek?

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The [insert]sphere was alight with excitement yesterday at the news -- the tweet, really -- that Bon Iver and James Blake will be collaborating together within Justin Vernon's casual affair he calls the Fall Creek Boys Choir. Our Music Editor Andrea Swensson said yesterday: "It's unclear exactly what the new collaboration will entail... The whole thing is quite curious. Color us intrigued."

So intrigued in fact, that we decided to speculate on what the pair have planned for their brief sojourn...

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Meet SwagSec: they really like Lil B, and they hacked Amy Winehouse

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Right when the maliciously-intentioned hacker group LulzSec calls it quits -- ostensibly to pursue more politically-motivated uses of their talents -- the world is introduced to a new group with some hazy inspiration and a whole lot of capital letters. They're called Swagger Security, and they really love Lil B.

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Five reasons to welcome The Rapture

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As the world cowers in fear of the Great Retribution "about" to befall us, we have to wonder what we're so afraid of. Firstly: if everything is reduced to nothingness tomorrow, then our unexistence probably won't bother us too much. I mean, gnomes and unicorns don't seem too upset about their status in unlife. Secondly, the world has been giving us plenty of reasons to just give up lately. And so here are five reasons to look forward to The End of Days.

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Owl City announces new record and Roy Wilkins show, hearts Taylor Swift

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​​Two-and-a-half unforgivingly short months away, Owl City will be in the nation's faces again.

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T-Pain's Facebook tattoo: Yet another unfortunate piece of body memery

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​Not to be outdone by Gucci Mane (!) but exactly that, T-Pain has gotten a new tattoo that is very very (very) currently making the rounds of the innerwebs.

Lacking literally every aspect that made Gucci's ice cream cone so perfectly eye-crossing (being positioned on the face, composed of something ridiculous), T-Pain's new ink is a good example of taking a C+ idea and making it into a D- piece of memery.

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Gucci Mane's ice cream cone and other lovely tattoos

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Tattoos have been fully in the mainstream for well over a decade now. No one is surprised by much in the way of body art these days - I've got some, you've probably got at least one, maybe on your hand or something. They're probably dumb (mine are, at least).

Nope, nothing's really shocking anymo-...holy shit is that Gucci Mane with an ice cream cone on his face?!

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"Cooler Than Me"? Yeah, no shit Posner

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Guest Post by: Royal Riley

Hey fuckers! Royal here. It's Friday, it's cold as a witches tit out, and I'm BUGGING OUT that this song "Cooler Than Me" was named a best single by iTunes! Don't misinterstandivize me, the beat on this shit is pretty tight - I mean I'd probably bump it at a pregamer or whatever. But what is this Posner dude playing at? Why's this jabroni hating on designer shades?

Know what's cooler than Mike Posner? This list of awesome shit I just came up with.

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Justin Bieber's Bronx beaver isn't alone

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Aw, just look at him. That there is Justin Beaver, so named after the Bronx Zoo held an open vote - in other words, an open door to the inevitable. He's the second beaver to take New York in 200 years, keeping Jose company whilst they free-float down the Bronx River (which if you've never smelled, don't).

Surely there must be more.

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