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​It's Friday, and that means that cubicle warriors from all over are looking for ways to kill time until the weekend.

Maybe you're watching YouTube videos of a gentleman named Namskie from Minnesota, covering hit pop songs from the '80s (and if you weren't already, you are now. Bam). Or, maybe  you're hanging out on Facebook, stalking checking out pictures of your ex-girlfriend's wedding with some dude who looks a lot like Namskie. Both excellent options.

But instead of spending all day, hypnotized by the mysterious and sensual aura of Namskie, I've decided to offer a few more tips about a real-life workplace issue that office dwellers like myself deal with on a daily basis; conflict resolution.

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​For 364 days each year, cubicle warriors (like myself) sit in front of their computers, silently wasting away while their hopes and dreams slowly dissolve under high-powered fluorescent lighting.

(Author's note: Hey kids! Stay in school and this could be your future too! *Huffs rubber cement, continues crying on the inside*)

But for one fantastic day each year, all of the stress, ill will, negativity and hatred that we accumulate from our normal lives as office drones melts away as we partake in the most sacred of all workplace traditions - the company holiday party.

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​Are you sitting in a cubicle right now? Is it awesome? Are you having an exciting day filled with magic and intrigue? Or are you simply killing time by clicking on any Internet link you can find that includes a photo of Scott Baio?

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​(Don't even pretend. I totally got you.)

As a fellow cubicle warrior, I know how hard it can be to find new and exciting ways to make your work day interesting. That's why today, I thought I'd pop in and give you a few tips that I've learned when it comes to adding excitement to your office and making your work week fly by a little faster.

Wait, what's that? You already know how to add excitement to your workplace with crazy parties and pranks you saw it on an old episode of The Office? Well let me ask you this, cool guy: Has The Office ever had an episode where Dwight gets popped for cooking meth in the warehouse, but instead of turning him in his co-workers band together to help move his product in hopes of raising enough money for a hot non-denominational holiday party including a guest spot by Willie Aames? Thought so.

(Author's note: That has nothing to do with my tips, but I'm on a weird Charles in Charge kick today and really needed to drop a Buddy Lembeck reference. Moving on.)

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