|Is this your band? You're so boring it hurts.|
I'm writing today from a couch that I didn't choose or buy, but that I agreed to host in my living room temporarily. Temporarily now being forever, it seems. It has since hosted many guests of house concerts featuring musicians from all over the country. I was supposed to be writing from a bus that was going to take me from Des Moines to Omaha for a solo performance tonight. The show is still on, but damn that bus was leaving early and I made the executive decision to find a different way to the show. It's going to be fine.
The purpose of that introduction might make sense a bit later, but for now, let's talk about the title of this piece: Your Band is Boring. Well, that's just it, isn't it? It's boring. If you are in a band and you are reading this, then I'm going to go ahead and make the assessment that the world would spin on without your band, that 99.99% of the human population has never heard of or will hear of your band (that's a very generous percentage in your favor, by the way, but I've got a length cap on this piece), and they won't know what they're missing, which is quite possibly not much. You might even be bored by your own band.More »