Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 in Minnesota

That's the headline from a new Pi Press story. This reminds me of the game where you read a fortune from a fortune cookie, and add "in bed" to the end of it.

Here are five fairly obvious ones:

"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... on porn."

"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... at Deja Vu in the Champagne Room."

"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... before breakfast."

"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... bribing police."

"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... but not at the Science Museum."

Got more? That's why coders invented comments.

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