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Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 in Minnesota
Filed under: Republican National Convention
That's the headline from a new Pi Press story. This reminds me of the game where you read a fortune from a fortune cookie, and add "in bed" to the end of it.
Here are five fairly obvious ones:
"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... on porn."
"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... at Deja Vu in the Champagne Room."
"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... before breakfast."
"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... bribing police."
"Average GOP convention-goer to spend $1600 ... but not at the Science Museum."
Got more? That's why coders invented comments.
Posted by Jeff Shaw at January 15, 2008 4:37 PM
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... discreetly in the MSP men's room.
Posted by: Sen. Craig at January 15, 2008 8:24 PM
....on their favorite, lovable representative in Congress.
Posted by: Sen. McConnell at January 16, 2008 1:37 PM
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