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Uber-blog Politico has a story about which Hollywood stars are endorsing which Republican candidates. We all know that fitness guru Chuck Norris is on board with brother-in-Christ Mike Huckabee.
But what about Kelsey "Sniffles" Grammer?
Or Adam "The 67,543rd most talented man in show business" Sandler?
Sorry Huck, but these boys remember the pain of 9/11. They're with Rudy.
So are Jon "Superdad" Voight, Ron "Noun, Verb, September 11" Silver, Melissa Gilbert, and celebrated unfunny warmonger Dennis Miller.
In McCain's camp:
* Actor and serial drunk-driver Rip Torn
* Matriculating septuagenarian funnyman Dick Van Patten
* Producers Jerry Bruckheimer, Barry Diller, and Kirk Kerkorian
* Noted African-American media tycoon Richard Parsons
* Canadian evildoer Lorne Michaels
Posted by Jonathan Kaminsky at January 22, 2008 3:13 PM
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How will I ever scrub that awful picture out of my brain?
Posted by: Kevin at January 22, 2008 10:00 PM
The picture's the best part of the post. and it's a good post.
But where's Sam Brownback? You promised me Brownback, Kaminsky!
Posted by: Jeff Shaw at January 22, 2008 10:14 PM
Next up, the list of retarded hollywood gassbags that support either Obama or Hillary.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 23, 2008 3:04 PM