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Anarchists order Tasers just in time for RNC
Filed under: Republican National Convention
The RNC Welcoming Committee, a self-described anarchist/anti-authoritarian organization, has ordered Tasers for each of its members. That is, if a press release circulated by the group earlier today is to be believed.
"Due to a unique corporate-anarchist confidentiality agreement, the exact number of tasers or documentable evidence of this new order will not be disclosed," reads the statement, going on to claim that the tasers' order "has absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming Republican convention... the timing is purely a coincidence."
The faux move lampoons the St. Paul Police department's purchase of 370 tasers--one for every patrolman--last month. Asked if it had to do with the fast-approaching convention, police spokesman Tom Walsh told the AP that the purchase was "in no way related. It simply isn't."
The Welcoming Committee assures the public they will not seek out any "machine guns, rubber bullets, pepper spray, tear gas, concussion grenades, batons, water cannons or helicopters."
Posted by Matt Snyders at March 13, 2008 4:09 PM
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Well, what snarky little sardonic anarchists. You speak to my heart, you zany anarchists, you. No go block a road with your bikes, or something...
Posted by: Helm Matthews at March 14, 2008 7:59 PM
they said they wouldn't order those specific other dangerous weapons because that is what the police department has at its disposal. they are trying to show who is threatening who inn this situation. obviously, it's the people with all the GUNS.
Posted by: duh at March 14, 2008 8:19 PM
