By Ben Westhoff

What the hell is Sarah Palin going to talk about tonight? Admit it, unless you’ve been rummaging through her discarded notes in a Minneapolis Hilton hotel dumpster, you have no idea. That’s what makes our Sarah Palin drinking game so much fun. To play is simple -- just get some glasses and all the booze and mixers you can find, plop down on the couch, and and each time she says one of the below words in her speech, imbibe to our specifications. It’s fun for the whole family! (Note: pregnant members of your household should cut the below drinking suggestions in half.)

By Ben Westhoff

Not all politically minded folks were raging against the machine or feeling the Joe-mentum at the Xcel Center on Tuesday night; Republican doctors were partying their asses off at Chino Latino. They assembled in Uptown for a gathering sponsored by a group of medically-minded lobbying groups, and consumed guacamole, sushi balls, and, most appropriately, urine-themed cocktails. (Though the foamy, golden liquid was dispensed via tiny plastic cups, attendees were assured the drink was simply vodka, pineapple and champagne.)