Away an bile yer heid

From ESPN.com:

Colin Montgomerie shot 66, good enough to get him in the final group Saturday with Woods. But the Scotsman will start the round with four daunting strokes to make up.

He didn't even object to the premise that everyone is playing for second.

"I have to go along with that," Montgomerie said. "A lot can happen around here. But we all know if Tiger Woods plays the way Tiger Woods can play around this golf course, I'd have to agree."

Translation: Tiger Woods can eat a shit sandwich.

If this were a pro wrestling match, the announcers would be shouting, "these two men just don't like each other!"

The over-under on a piece of gamesmanship by Monty that brings out the New Zealand All Star Rugby player in Stevie and begins a succession of well-framed glares on ABC's bland coverage, is about hole 5 tomorrow. If Monty isn't in full red-faced ruddy anger by the time he gets his spikes off at the end of the round, tomorrow will be a complete waste. Get out of bed, I promise you it will be worth it. This man has acrimony against his American counterparts because of all that Ryder Cup bullshit, and, because he's never won the big one on his home turf.

I'm rooting for good TV.