Breaking News

by Henry Heyer-Walsh

A window broke today when someone threw a rock at it.

A lightbulb broke today when it burnt out.

Also, a car broke when some Chinese dude karate-chopped it.

And someone's finger broke today when battery acid flew out of a toy Tonka trunk when the mom got choked up that her little angel's car wouldn't start. There wasn't much to do with the finger because it was swallowed up by the acid. Maybe that was too much info, but that's what we're here for.

That is all for breaking news.