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George W. Bush Busted By Columbo

Filed under: Imported

The great Jim Roll has finally followed through on his long-standing threat to start a blog:

Columbo stood frozen in a thinking position with his non-cigar hand  exasperatingly massaging his forehead.  HE WAS PERPLEXED!  Or maybe NOT! Dumb like a Fox some might say . . . for Columbo was forming certain conclusions about the intentions of high ranking US officials. He'd have to get back and ask President Bush a few more questions . . . but as that thought was forming, and as Columbo was tromping away from the Iraqi men and the flaming Piñata-thingy, a more pressing issue arose:  Columbo heard footsteps approaching quickly and felt a hood whisked over his head.  Foreign voices with a sense of urgency stammered and sputtered and then Columbo felt a blunt object hit his head.

Posted by Paul Demko at October 28, 2004 4:22 PM

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