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Cheating Death

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I went down to the auto shop today to get my things from
my totaled Pizzacar before it was towed to the scrapyard.
While I was gathering my stuff, my lovely assistant, Miss Wigg,
took a few photos.

After seeing the photos, I've now decided that I "cheated death".

Crash 1:

The contents of my car:

- 1 F. Scott Fitzgerald biography
- 1 Credence Clearwater Revival "Chronicle" tape
- 2 bungee cords
- 1 baseball mitt
- 1 pair bowling shoes
- 2 red handkerchiefs
- 1 foil covered 2x4 belonging to "The Snake"
- 1 Steve Miller Band "Greatest Hits 1974-1978" tape
- 1 pair insulated work gloves (not mine, they belong to Howard)
- various insurance papers

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