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What PizzaMen Talk About When They Talk About Delivering Pizzas

Here's an excerpt of a phone conversation I recently had with "The Snake", a fellow pizzaman:

Snake: "Dude, guess where I delivered to tonight?"
PizzaMan: Where?"
S: The apartment where I lost my virginity"
PM: "Nice. What was the story? Who lives there now?"
S: "It was the total classic delivery, two dudes, totally baked out of their minds. They came to the door and I was like 'Hey, pizza's here' and they were like 'Sweet!' and I was like 'You know what else is sweet? This is the apartment I lost my virginity in."
PM: "What did they say to that?"
S: "They were cool about it. The one dude asked which bedroom, I pointed to it and the other dude was like 'YES!'"
PM: "That's pretty good. I had a delivery kind of like that, recently"
S: "Oh yeah? Where?"
PM: "Remember Amy and Jenny's place? The place where they had that one party?"
S: "Yeah".
PM: "Yeah, that place. I delivered there the other night and when the guy came to the door, I said 'Dude, I've had sex in this apartment'".
S: "What did he say?"
PM: "He said 'Me too!'"
S: (laughs) "Sweet!"
PM: "Then we high-fived."
S: "Nice"

Posted by The Pizza Man at February 15, 2007 2:33 AM

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