tag:blogs.citypages.com,2008:/pizzaman/59 2007-08-13T17:17:11Z Pizza Man Movable Type Enterprise 1.51 tag:blogs.citypages.com,2007:/pizzaman//59.53361 2007-08-13 01:50:39 2007-08-13T17:17:11Z

I might drop something in the future on my myspace page, but don't hold your breath.

The Pizza Man I might drop something in the future on my myspace page, but don't hold your breath. tag:blogs.citypages.com,2007:/pizzaman//59.53345 2007-08-12 01:33:36 2007-08-12T15:27:54Z

Sure, I know what my regulars are going to tip. I know those two gay dudes that order every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are going to hit me with at least $5 and "The Wolf" over on G Avenue is going to hook me up with $4, while the couple on H Avenue with the annoying kid is going to stiff me. But I go into a lot of deliveries blind. I have no idea what they're going to give me. They might be total assholes and give me a dollar. They might be nice and hook me up with a fiver. Either way, I have to kiss their asses and hope they fork over the Long Green.

The Pizza Man Sure, I know what my regulars are going to tip. I know those two gay dudes that order every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are going to hit me with at least $5 and "The Wolf" over on G Avenue is going to hook me up with $4, while the couple on H Avenue with the annoying kid is going to stiff me. But I go into a lot of deliveries blind. I have no idea what they're going to give me. They might be total assholes and give me a dollar. They might be nice and hook me up with a fiver. Either way, I have to kiss their asses and hope they fork over the Long Green. tag:blogs.citypages.com,2007:/pizzaman//59.51100 2007-07-16 13:47:08 2007-07-16T19:58:53Z

Now, I'm way past getting pissed at this brand of jackassery, I see it so often that I just make a quick mental note that Minneapolitans can't drive worth a shit and go on with my day

The Pizza Man Now, I'm way past getting pissed at this brand of jackassery, I see it so often that I just make a quick mental note that Minneapolitans can't drive worth a shit and go on with my day tag:mt.laweekly.com,2007:/min/pizzaman//59.38336 2007-06-06 14:29:28 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

Yesterday the Northeast Beat reported that a Pizzaman had been shot on Central Avenue in Northeast Minneapolis. It seems this dude was out delivering some hot and fresh when a stray bullet hit him in the arm. He managed to call 911, was taken by ambulance to HCMC and was released the next morning.

The Pizza Man Yesterday the Northeast Beat reported that a Pizzaman had been shot on Central Avenue in Northeast Minneapolis. It seems this dude was out delivering some hot and fresh when a stray bullet hit him in the arm. He managed to call 911, was taken by ambulance to HCMC and was released the next morning. tag:mt.laweekly.com,2007:/min/pizzaman//59.38335 2007-05-18 11:52:11 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

she has this weird je ne sais quo that makes my skin crawl. On the Creep-o-meter, I'd put her somewhere between Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet" and your Uncle sticking his dick in your ear while you're sleeping.

The Pizza Man je ne sais quo that makes my skin crawl. On the Creep-o-meter, I'd put her somewhere between Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet" and your Uncle sticking his dick in your ear while you're sleeping.]]> tag:mt.laweekly.com,2007:/min/pizzaman//59.38334 2007-03-07 22:46:18 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

The Man is breathing down my neck, expecting me to answer ridiculous questions like "What would you like to accomplish at BS Pizza?". Frankly, I would like to answer "I would like to get through each shift without being killed in a car wreck or held up at gunpoint". or "I've been working at this joint for 6+ years. You should know me by now". But alas, this is not what the managerial wonks want to hear.

The Pizza Man The Man is breathing down my neck, expecting me to answer ridiculous questions like "What would you like to accomplish at BS Pizza?". Frankly, I would like to answer "I would like to get through each shift without being killed in a car wreck or held up at gunpoint". or "I've been working at this joint for 6+ years. You should know me by now". But alas, this is not what the managerial wonks want to hear. tag:mt.laweekly.com,2007:/min/pizzaman//59.38333 2007-02-15 02:33:16 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

I was like 'You know what else is sweet? This is the apartment I lost virginity in.

The Pizza Man I was like 'You know what else is sweet? This is the apartment I lost virginity in. tag:mt.laweekly.com,2007:/min/pizzaman//59.38332 2007-01-31 14:36:30 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

Dear Mayor Rybak, Please turn up the thermostat. sincerely, The Pizzaman

The Pizza Man Dear Mayor Rybak, Please turn up the thermostat. sincerely, The Pizzaman tag:mt.laweekly.com,2007:/min/pizzaman//59.38331 2007-01-12 04:47:00 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

According to a Crime Alert issued by the MPLS Police, eight pizza delivery drivers have been robbed since December 12th in the Third Precinct. This was disconcerting enough for Strib reporter David Chanen to do a story in today's paper.

The Pizza Man According to a Crime Alert issued by the MPLS Police, eight pizza delivery drivers have been robbed since December 12th in the Third Precinct. This was disconcerting enough for Strib reporter David Chanen to do a story in today's paper. tag:mt.laweekly.com,2006:/min/pizzaman//59.38330 2006-12-21 13:12:43 2007-07-10T00:51:59Z

A long-time friend and regular pizza customer, Miss Rock gave me a whopping $10 tip when she heard of my car problems. She only asked that I "speak highly of her." I cannot speak highly enough.

The Pizza Man A long-time friend and regular pizza customer, Miss Rock gave me a whopping $10 tip when she heard of my car problems. She only asked that I "speak highly of her." I cannot speak highly enough.