How to Get Kicked Out of Target Center

Heckling During the Malik Sealy Memorial Is a Good Start

To: David Stern
From: Paul Kaiser, Jim Walsh, Pat Widell
Re: Is it easier to throw a man out of an arena or throw a ball through a hoop?

Dear Mr. Stern

We just got kicked out of the Timberwolves-Spurs game. We're not that surprised it happened, just at how quickly it happened. We told people we were going to inspire Kevin McHale to suit up--at least then we might have had two players on the floor who cared.

Read the rest of Jim Walsh's letter to the NBA Commissioner here