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Seahawks kicker forfeits dignity, wears hot pants

Filed under: NFL

The Seahawks travel to Lambeau Field this Saturday for a playoff game against the Packers. Kicker Josh Brown will wear heated pants during the game. Heated pants. That take batteries.

What has two thumbs and wears heated pants when it's cold outside? This guy:
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The best part of Danny O'Neil's story in the Seattle Times is this anecdote:

Coach Mike Holmgren was asked about Brown's heated pants, and he responded with a blank stare for a good 10 seconds.

I'm generally the last guy to call another dude soft. But come on. Additionally, I hate the Seahawks like some people hate malaria, so it's not like I needed another reason to hope they go down hard.

Posted by Jeff Shaw at January 11, 2008 11:02 AM

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Comments

I also hate the Seachickens. They smell like cabbage.

Posted by: Hippo at January 11, 2008 7:20 PM

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