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The Jo-Jo Equation

Filed under: MLB

It's no mystery that Minnesotan sports fans are the strong possessors of the strange and unique tenet known kindly as Nostalgia. That may be putting it nicely.  Another way of noting this will be emblematic, in time, as evidenced by the great Sid Hartman's eventual gravestone which will surely include the fact that Rick Rickert signed a new two-year contract to hoop in Turkey, or some such place ... 

That said (and readily admitting that I've read Sid since the early-'80's), it must be in my Minnesota blood to shiver at the sight of Johan Santana in Mets' blue, and red, and black. "Breaking up is hard to do," as the bard once sang, especially when your former chick is a two-time Cy Young winner who should really possess three such awards (if not for a lack of run-support in '05), and whom I personally consider to be not just the top hurler in the game, but also one of the best athletes in all of professional sport.  
 
In addition, the trade that sent Santana to the Mets was largely unpopular here in town, and I would agree with said sentiment, in short, because I truly think that the Twins are a fairly solid club this year, and, with Santana, would have had the opportunity to compete for a post-season slot.  Furthermore, should we have obtained major-league-ready-talent in the trade, I feel that too would have behooved us to improve our chances for the Second Season. But alas, we settled for prospects.  Good ones, no doubt, in the respective forms of outfielder Carlos Gomez, and pitchers Kevin Mulvey, Philip (don't call me "Phil") Humber, and Deolis Guerra.  And while a popular, local blogger rated these four among the organization's top 8 prospects in a recent 3/10/08 post, I think he would agree that even if both Gomez and Humber start the season with the the Big Club, the 2008 Twins are surely, and sadly, worse-for-wear sans Jo-Jo.  
 
Again, it's in the blood. There's something specific within the grains of our Bread Basket DNA that just won't allow us to forget, won’t let us let go.  To wit: I don’t necessarily know why I know that our former 2B Luis Rivas is trying to catch on with the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates at present -- I JUST DO.  I can't explain it. That information is surely housed in the same space in my brain that, for reasons unexplained, knows who the hell Annabella Sciorra is (and how to spell her name) and what films she's starred in over the years. I don’t want to know that, and there are without any doubt far more important matters that could and surely should fill this part of my rear lobe, but alas, this is what's in there. This is what I know. Luis Rivas is currently hitting .387 in the Grapefruit League by the way ...
 
And so, we have the Jo-Jo Equation.  And the aim of said math is to track the quality and pathos of the Santana trade over the course of the year, comparing the great Santana's numbers with the principals our favorite club received in the trade. And while it's always been readily apparent since the trade was orchestrated that the Twins were exchanging Proof for Hope, the Jo-Jo Equation will thus compensate for Minor League stats in the following way:
 
Minor League numbers accrued will receive the following Point Totals at their respective levels of play:
 
-AAA Rochester
Pitching: 1/2 point for a win, a strikeout, or a save. 
Hitting: 1/2 point for each total base, a stolen base, or an RBI.  
Fielding: 1/2 point for an assist, and a negative 1/2 point for an error.
 
-Below this level, all point totals are worth 1/3.  (Even though the AA level is more about grooming the MLB prospects, rarely is the jump made from here to the Big Show).
 
-For all Major League numbers accrued, full points are awarded/deducted in the same areas.
 
Now, there are no doubt another 589 statistical categories that could be implemented here to further examine and compare Santana with the 4 fellas now on our side -- but let's stick to the basics, I say, and see how the tally comes out. On a monthly basis, I'll be punching in the totals on this front, and will post the comparisons in this space.
 
It's in the blood.  Now I just need to figure out which way is upright with this abacus.

Posted by Judd Spicer at March 19, 2008 10:17 AM

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Comments

Very good points above - I believe we all miss seeing Johann the Barbarian go...but is there not more that surrounds that trade than just the trade itself? Does the restricted free agent status of Johann come into play as well as the recent contract of Morneau and upcoming contract of Mauer play into account? I feel like so many people have looked at the Johann trade with a short-term vantage point - whereas, I believe the trade was about taking more of a long term approach with many talented young players with the goal of winning lots of ball games for a long time to come...
Also, history shows us that having a good pitcher in the moment is truly a blessing, and signing a good pitcher to a long contract is a curse...

Posted by: Ryan Malone at March 19, 2008 2:55 PM

I think Judd's right on about several points above; "It's no mystery that Minnesotan sports fans are the strong possessors of the strange and unique tenet known kindly as Nostalgia...Again, it's in the blood. There's something specific within the grains of our Bread Basket DNA that just won't allow us to forget, won’t let us let go."

One thing is clear...we have to quit living in the past. He's gone. We're not getting him back. Let's move on to our current team and give them our support.


I like your verbal better than your math. How did you come up with that equation?

Oh, and most people would recognize Annabella Sciorra for her recent role on the Sopranos.

Posted by: Andrew at March 19, 2008 10:40 PM

Mr. Malone- It's becoming readily (and perhaps painfully) apparent, that the Twins are playing, in a sense, for 2010- when our shiny new stadium arrives. I personally felt that the long-awaited announcement of a new stadium may incite the powers that be to gear up prior to the move- as a way to assuage (and perhaps thank)fans for dedication and perseverence. Now, it looks like we're going more of a youth route (although I do imagine we'll sign Joe Nathan long-term); but hell- we still may a great core of proven talent.

Andrew- I told you I sucked with the abacus. If you have a better equation, please advise. Really.

And as per Sciorra: She was more Crazy than Hot in Soprano's. I've got enough of the former in reality, so I pretty much skipped those episodes in which she appeared.

Posted by: Judd at March 20, 2008 8:52 AM

Lets just hope our hits multiply, double plays triple,triple plays double, subtract alot or errors, K's add up. I knew all of those math classes would pay off one day!!! Oh, and unfortunately the "Hand that Rocks the Cradle" won't be Santana's.

Posted by: Lizzie at March 20, 2008 9:01 PM

As i post this comment i am in NY and i can tell you directly, Mets fans are very excited for this upcoming season because of their new addition in the pitching line-up.
Judd is on to something about our "Bread Basket DNA" following and unwilling to forget these players we let go. but lets face it, Minnesota folk are a people of community, family oriented and providers for each other and our neighbors. just like the farmers down in lakeville, farmington, owatona and beyond start their seeds of soy and maiz and care and cultivate over the months and sell the mature product at its best, the very same we do with our sports players. to mention a few, Kevin Garnett, David Ortiz,and Randy Moss. Judd could provide us with many other names of course, our scouts saw value, we planted, cultivated, harvested and traded the best for yet another group of value.
it's our DNA. we may have a hard time letting go because we grew these guys and we may not see post seasons or championships as regular as the Yankees (over-valued), Patriots, Spurs etc... but we're still good, valuable and competing well against all.

Posted by: electro at March 21, 2008 10:11 AM

Electro- Wow. Beautifully written comment. Really. I truly appreciate your parallel between what we Grow and what we Know. I may have to rip off that idea at some point in the future. And hell: It goes without saying that Loyalty in Sport has become nearly as worthless at Nick Punto's batting gloves. I'll never tire of reading about, say, how Brooklyn embraced their Dodgers- communal team's of that ilk. I'm all for a style of Sporting contract- and not just for baseball- that offers minimum 3-year contracts as a means of keeping players in cities for longer periods. I'll likely post to that point as the season moves along.

Posted by: Judd at March 21, 2008 10:55 AM

Typical Twins front office...get rid of the big payroll and pick up top prospects with meager contracts. We should get used to it; it will happen again in a couple of years when Humber and Gomez become studs. Give them credit for getting some top quality young talent, but when will Pohlad open up the checkbook and get us another penant?

Posted by: Twins Fan at March 22, 2008 6:35 PM

I thought that Jo Jo played for the Celtics about 40 years ago. wasn't he the White from Kansas in 1964 when Kentucky lost to the all black team from Texas known than a West Texas State. How did he ever get into a baseball formula?

Posted by: duke at March 24, 2008 3:54 PM

Duke- Think the little plastic thing on a string that goes up-and-down . . ..

Posted by: Judd at March 25, 2008 1:52 PM

Judd, are you calling duke a tampon?

Posted by: lookatthosetwins at March 26, 2008 10:36 PM

I agree that we all need to move on and look forward to the future regarding the Twins. All looking back does (in this case) is bring heartache and pain b/c Santana is still in his prime, and because we saw him develop as a ML pitcher from a raw, wild 21 year old, to the most polished pitcher in the game. Still, I have a need to thank Johan for his productivity and for being a class act in his 8 years in MN. Maybe they can retire his number someday, even if he goes into the HOF as a Met.

With that said, many believe that even with all things being equal (a dream that will never be reality in baseball) that Johan wanted to leave the Twins. It seems as if he burned out on us in MN, just as much as he wanted to play in a big market, get paid, and play for a team that could win every year. So what did we do to do deserve Johan just dumping us like an old sack of potatoes? It seems to me like somewhat of a re-run about Marbury wanting to leave the Wolves because he didn't like living in MN, among other things. Did we, as people, do something that pissed Johan off about us? I know not everyone feels the same way as a Hunter does about the organization, but I just to know what we could have done differently to make Johan want to stay here and become as legendary here as Puckett, Carew, and Killebrew are. Because I don't want to go thru this again with Liriano in a few years.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 27, 2008 3:48 PM

Anon.- Thanks for the in-depth response. I guess Johan had about 137.5 million reasons to go to the Coast- tough to fault a guy for that. Whereas a sucker like Stephon surely left us for more selfish reason, I think Santana was a good soldier, a good guy, a great talent- Hopefully NYC- and its infamous press- will see him the same way in about six months.

Posted by: Judd at March 27, 2008 5:44 PM

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