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Brett Favre a Viking?

Filed under: Vikings

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Holy Shit! There is a very small possibility that the pill-popping, non-committal, totally legendary hero-warrior will be the Vikings' starting quarterback when the season gets underway.

The good sports journalists of either AP or ESPN or some combination thereof have shaken the bushes, and coach Brad Childress has made some enigmatic comments:


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"You can make an argument for one side and an argument for another," Childress said of the prospect of Favre in purple and gold. "But I can't waste a lot of energy. All I can do is take a look at the waivers every day and see if there's somebody that's better than somebody on the roster. That's really all you can evaluate."


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Reading this made my head explode and instantly reconstitute itself in a new and alien form and then I realized the detonation occurred on an alternate plane also in my head. Everything is normal. And everything feels a little different.

Posted by Jonathan Kaminsky at July 16, 2008 1:02 AM

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Comments

As a Vikings fan... I really don't know what to think. Question #1 is - how good are the chances *really* that the Packers would let Favre go to an NFC North rival team? Question #2 is - do I really want Brett Favre on my team? The guy that's been hated by Vikings fans for so long... we would be asked to cheer for him? I'm not so sure either of those things is going to happen too easily.

Posted by: Eric at July 16, 2008 7:34 AM

I would have no problems whatsoever with cheering for Brett Favre. He is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

Posted by: christina at July 16, 2008 9:16 AM

This sounds like a damned if you do / damned if you don't scenario. No matter the outcome (of a potential Favre tenure in purple) Packer fans will still have gloating rights:

1. "Ha-ha! You losers couldn't get to a Super Bowl with our Super Bowl-winning quarterback. Vikings suck!"

2. "Ha-ha! The only way you losers could get to a Super Bowl is by poaching our quarterback. Vikings suck!"

Best to not get him at all and go win a Super Bowl with our players. :)

Posted by: barryS at July 16, 2008 2:43 PM

HA HA DONT GET MAD.. JUST BECAUSE FAVRE KNOWS THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR HIM IN GREEN BAY... YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT FOOTBALL.. ID WEAR PURPLE AND GOLD ANYDAY BEFORE I WEAR GREEN AND YELLOW. COME ON BUDDY YOU ARE AN IDIOT...

Posted by: Garretq at July 17, 2008 12:24 AM

There's little doubt, for the ensuing season, that Favre would be a stronger contributor to the Purple than T. Jackson. However, based on all reports on Tarvaris, dude has been working his ass off. Favre? Well, he had been reminding me of, and has now surpassed Roger Clemens in handcuffing his team (or former team) in the offseason. Had this been this first, or perhaps even second go-round of Favre's indecision, I've got no beef- people change their minds all the time. But Favre has been pimping this routine for so many offseasons, that it's become a laughable back-and-forth that, in the end, makes him look like a disorganized narcissist. Brett Favre is a legend that should be respected and honored for his on-field accomplishments, whatever the color of his jersey. Off the field, it's time to go away before this ordeal moves from Green and Yellow, to just plain yellow gossip and conjecture.

Posted by: Judd at July 17, 2008 1:28 PM

Favre a Viking.
Super Bowl Victory .

Posted by: John Teodor Bodnar at July 18, 2008 4:28 PM

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