Didn't a former center fielder (fcm) for the Twins take a swing at the “Greek God” during a frustrating point of a season? I also recall that the fcm later said one reason he acted out against this "God" was due to his lack of maturity/respect for the fraternal code of the clubhouse. The fcm cited an incident when then rookie "God" ate his lunch in the locker room without wearing a shirt. I recall the quote from the fcm, "You just don't do that."

Maybe the fcm was just jealous that Morneau would have outscored him on Hot or Not. After all, Morneau didn't have to get braces as an adult.

yes...for the mid-westerner persona...the twin's have young fetching talent, but putting flattey aside..Manager "Gardie" (b/c every twins player has to have that "ie" added to their last name) said that our club needs to win on the road if we are actually going to consider being contenders...so with that said, how do you see our club the rest of the season on the road as a winning percentage base..(.500) belove or above (.600)...your in impression's please Mr. Spicer????....nice photo's of hot or not!

If there was an award for the "Best Hair in the Twin Cities" Cuddyer would win it, hands down!

Crain, really? Dude looks like a bouncer at Brothers.

Seriously. The Twins are in a dogfight for the division and this?

Fluff.

This is what I’ve been waiting for. So~ the twins play great ball, but from a ladies prospective more importantly they look great doing it! We have an attractive team all around but
Blackburn and Sideburn have my vote all the way. Brett Farv’s arms are alright but
Joe Mauer practically on his knee’s all game long is something to look at. Nice!

Andrew- Boxing aside, I'm not really one for the brute stuff, but I would have paid to watch that showdown. Seriously- if there were two Twins in the new millennium that you would watch tussle, Morneau/Hunter would be the choice match-up. In addition (and if that's true), any dude eating anything sans shirt probably deserves a sock in the nose.

Efe- Great point, and one that I'll be addressing in an ensuing column. Yeah, at 24-30, the Twins surely need to improve in the road, although said epidemic has inflicted most teams in '08. From Aug. 21-Sept 4th, the Twins are gone, due in large part to the RNC. Mercifully, the Angels- the 1st team we play in that swing- are the only club more than 2 games over .500.

Captain- The hair? It's magic gel ...

Cyber- Don't mess with the Crain, dude. It's a little-known fact that Jesse Crain is the former Jesse Elfin. He changed his name ... well, insert your own delivery herein I suppose.

Pretty clever Mr. Spicer. I can’t say I have ever read a sports blog in my life let alone one that was worth a read. My boyfriend passed this along to me and not only was it a totally fun to read it’s worthy of a this quick note. Thanks for appealing to the ladies this go round. I might just tune back in here and there if you pitch to the fairer sex another day

Oh and Jeff- the link's for you, big guy.

Couldn't you have found a less creepy picture of Crain? ...it looks like it is from a home video that was leaked on the web...

Does this mean that they hit home runs in the bedroom? They sure as hell can't hit 'em on the ball field...

I'm curious what the writer scored?

Morneau is a "greek God" but has got to leave the baseball hat on. Gorgeous body and bone structure! But the hair definitely needs work.
Blackburn doesn't compare! In general, I'd say the team is not a gorgeous bunch. Now Brett Favre.....

I am unable to stop rating people on this site.

Yummy posting....The numbers refer to inches, right?