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Homosexual is world's fastest man (wind-aided)

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A top-ranked American sprinter had a record-breaking day Sunday. Though his time was better than any previous 100-meter dash, it won't be recorded for posterity due to a tailwind aiding his progress.

That wasn't the day's biggest surprise. That honor went to a previously unknown runner. Instead of prominent racer Tyson Gay, the lightning-fast time was run by the previously unknown Tyson Homosexual.

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Posted by Jeff Shaw at July 1, 2008 10:40 AM | Comments (0)

 

Olympics Committee Drops Baseball...

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...and tries to replace it with squash. Squash! The argument for the World Baseball Classic just keeps getting stronger.

Posted by Chuck Terhark at July 8, 2005 10:05 AM | Comments (0)

 

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